My father called me the other day to tell me that he was attracted to both Women and Men
Why are TVs attracted by humans?
Because they turn them on.
Why is Santa Clause so attracted to Ms. Clause?
Because she’s from the South Pole.
I confessed to my therapist that I’m sexually attracted to coal-diggers.
She diagnosed me as a miner-attracted person.
What do you call a person who is only sexually attracted to white supremacists?
I just discovered that I’m attracted to both men’s and women’s arms…
I'm irrationally attracted to people with spare houses.
My therapist says it may be Stock Home Syndrome.
What does a cannibal say when they’re not attracted to somebody?
“It’s what’s on the inside that matters”
I’m attracted to one of the Simpson’s
Jimi Hendrix's hairstyle attracted many women like moth to flame.
It was like an Afrodisiac.
What do you call the sexuality where you’re attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?
What do you call a hallway only attracted to hallways
What do you call a polar bear that is attracted to male and female polar bears?
Why was the male chicken not attracted to the female chicken?
Because of her boneless, skinless breasts.
I saw an ad online for a special formula that once ingested will make you attracted to women.
But lesbi honest it’s probably fake.
Attracted to someone atleast
I don't care what people think about me. Atleast mosquitoes find me attractive.
My sister was complaining her online dating profile only attracted pigs.
She's a real babe magnet.
The Water Buffalo dad was surprised to hear that his boy was attracted to both male and female water buffaloes.
He should have know he had a Bison.
Just realized I'm only attracted to lost boys
I think I might be Peter Pansexual
I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...
Now I've really hit rock bottom.
Why do white bears who are attracted to both sexes have mood swings?
I’m attracted to all couches...
...guess that makes me pansectional
My son joined a group of people that are sexually attracted to young horses.
I'm worried he may be in a colt
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
Why was the banana attracted to the other banana?
Dad, who are pansexuals attracted to?
People from all Woks of life, son.
How do we know that women are attracted to corny jokes?
Because otherwise we wouldn't call them 'dad' jokes.
I'm strangely attracted to geese. There's just something about them, an x-factor. They have a certain...
Why are women attracted to mummies?
Why are the blind attracted to acne?
Why was Popeye first attracted to Olive Oyl?
He heard she was extra virgin.
I’m feline strangely attracted.
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
What happens when two drops of dew are attracted to each other?
I once knew a guy who was sexually attracted to cheese.
Guess you could say he had a fetash
My teenage son came home upset that his crush is attracted to the new foreign exchange student at school
So I went to the drug store and bought him the best Axe Scent money can buy!
Why are men attracted to cleaning ladies?
Which kind of dinosaur is attracted to both male and female dinosaurs?
What do you call a person that’s sexually attracted to trains?
A friend of mine confessed that he is sexually attracted to almond trees.
I said, “Are you f*cking nuts?”
I told my son if he wanted a job that made women attracted to him that he should become an astronaut.
They get all the tang they want, after all.
Why was Batman not attracted to Poison Ivy?
Because of her breasts-in-plants
My son told me he was attracted to thicc zombies
“Oh, deadass?” I replied.
Fire eaters are attracted to their stunts...
... like moUths to a flame.
Technically the Arctic is hot if you are attracted to it
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