Arsonists Puns

A list of puns related to "Arsonists"

What is an arsonist’s favourite website?

Match.com

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👤︎ u/afarro
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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We had an arsonist throw Molotov cocktails at driveways, sheds, and cars parked all around our neighborhood.

It really hit close to home.

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👤︎ u/theRiverknows86
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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Did you hear about that really bad arsonist?

Nothing he did was lit.

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👤︎ u/lvrcerosis
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.

It was his claim to flame

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👤︎ u/AsSheenOnTV
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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What is an arsonist’s favorite song?

Burning Down the House

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👤︎ u/BigECheese1
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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What’s an arsonist’s favorite drink?

A molotov cocktail

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👤︎ u/Skelletonwolf
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Google is so dangerous! I searched how to become and arsonist.....

And immediately received 50,000 matches!!

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👤︎ u/King-of-the-Snekes
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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I met an arsonist at a bar and we instantly fell in love.

Guess you could say there was a spark between us.

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👤︎ u/ransley_17
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?

He met his match.

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👤︎ u/bobwhiz
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories!

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👤︎ u/RobbieMac97
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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