They arrested the arsonist in a pie truck

He was a pie-romanser

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📅︎ May 23 2021
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After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.

It was his claim to flame

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📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?

He met his match.

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📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories!

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