Did you hear about the psychic midget prison escapee?

He’s a small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishingfool64
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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A little person broke out of jail and sneered at a man walking by as he was climbing down the jail fence

the man frowned and thought "well that's a little con descending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBryceIsRight34
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2016
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Shucking Peas with my Dad 10 Seconds Ago

One pea falls out of the pod onto the ground......

Dad: "Oh look! an escapee!"

Mom and I groan....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/northWest_Nile
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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Every dinner time, without fail.

Pea rolls off someone's plate and onto the table.

Dad: "Quick! It's an escapee!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tombuck26
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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