Taxidermist Puns

A list of puns related to "Taxidermist"

I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.

When they ask, "So, what do you do for a living?" I just say, "Oh, you know... stuff."

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👤︎ u/bellazelle
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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What do taxidermists use when they have a parrot to work with?

Polly-filler.

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👤︎ u/DefinitelyNotBarnaby
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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A taxidermist put a mane on a mounted dead cat

He was lion.

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👤︎ u/unknownamouse
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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I bet taxidermists are having a rough time these days.

There's so much competition from uberdermists and lyftdermists.

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👤︎ u/hacksnake
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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Someone took their deceased cat to a taxidermist but they stuffed the wrong end...

It was a cat-ass-trophy.

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👤︎ u/TheOtherHoboBeard
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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What did the taxidermist say to the stuffed raccoon during an argument?

What do you know, you’re full of it!

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👤︎ u/DrumSpace
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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If you ever find yourself chased by a pack of Taxidermists

Don't play dead.

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👤︎ u/IrishViking_
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why did the taxidermist open his window?

Because it was stuffy inside

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👤︎ u/Simply__Scott
📅︎ May 04 2018
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I have bunch of stuffed yellow cabs on my walls

I’m a taxidermist

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👤︎ u/MartinBirk
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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I sent my my deceased cat, Mittens, to be stuffed.

But the taxidermist only did her back half. It was a cat-ass-trophey.

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👤︎ u/Peteman22
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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I once asked a taxidermist what he does for a living.

"Oh you know....stuff. "

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👤︎ u/Stupidboy0
📅︎ Nov 05 2018
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