Architectes Puns

They all gave me some weird stairs.

But I think he's built it up too much.

A Pyramid Schemer

Bill Ding

He had a complex complex complex.

The domineering wife thought the house needed a cantilevered balcony while the husband thought that it would ruin the aesthetic of the design. She told him he was an idiot and to keep his mouth shut. His friends hated to see her treat him so badly.
They always said “Why cantilever?”

Cause there were always 2 sides to a storey

It didn’t go down well

You column.

His erection failed on him.

It is a top cellar.

Drawings

-First time dad, first time poster

"Do you want to know how to make the exterior?" he asked.

"Well," I replied, "I just send her a text saying 'I miss you'."

If only the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone else.

Tremendous builds.

He had other plans.

So I asked, "Have you not been promoted to gold architect just yet, then?"

...An international best cellar.

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

Architect. Because they'll forever be making entrances and drawing stairs.

• Bad jokes.

What about a subreddit with funny jokes that make people happy?

• Glad jokes.

Jokes that make people angry?

• Mad jokes.

Jokes about boys?

• Lad jokes.

Jokes that are in fashion?

• Fad jokes.

Jokes that want to sell you something?

• Ad jokes.

Jokes for architects?

• AutoCAD jokes.

Jokes that make you cry?

• Sad jokes.

Which way is out?

That's all I had jokes.

I'm an architect and visited a house with my boss and the client today which is nearly finished. We were talking about the marble counter he got for his bathroom and how nice it is.

My boss - "Yes, client, we really think you're doing a marvelous job with this so far..."

Me - "Maybe even a marbleous job"

silence

You column.

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.