I'm participating in a raffle. The organizer handed me my number. I asked if it will get angry if I dropped it. The organizer looked confused but-
I just don't want to tick-et off.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
What did the treasure hunt organizer say when people couldn't find the impressionist painter he'd hidden?
That wasn't very cache Monet of you.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
The Times Square event organizers have a big night ahead of them...
Hope they don't drop the ball...
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︎ Jan 01 2017
While considering buying a portable tool organizer, I told my GF, "It would be useful if I had to carry it around...
...but it's not my case."
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︎ Dec 05 2014
Organic puns in r/funny
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︎ May 06 2018
Dad joke escalation
Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
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︎ Jan 08 2016
How does Nasa organize a party?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament,
but good players are really hard to find.
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︎ May 01 2021
I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What is the organ donation center called in England?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said βconcentrate from Turkeyβ
Wouldnβt that make it... turkey juice?
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︎ May 12 2021
They should make a political organization for older people who've left the workforce.
Call it the retirement party
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︎ Apr 25 2021
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)
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︎ Mar 21 2021
What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I think my postman is an organ donor.
His truck says, βWe deliver for you.β
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Organs
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What's Israel's cannabis organization?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and Iβm trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and Iβll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like βbloody good luckβ or βsorry youβre transplantingβ... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
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︎ Jan 10 2021
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife wonβt be my last.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
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︎ Feb 16 2021
My wife just bought some organic rosehips
I did even know roses had legs.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rockβs paper scissors.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Have a riot at this pun
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︎ Jan 12 2021
How does Santa keep his library organized?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
The reason there is so few organ donors is
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do you call an organized alligator?
I don't know, but you better not mess with it!
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Organic Chemistry Pun
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
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︎ May 06 2021
How does Santa organize his list?
He puts it in elf-abetical order.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Lmao
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
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︎ Mar 07 2020
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
-my dad
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
How does nasa organize a party?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What do you call an organ donation center in England?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
How does NASA organize a party?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
How does NASA organize a party?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
How do astronomers organize a banquet?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
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