I'm participating in a raffle. The organizer handed me my number. I asked if it will get angry if I dropped it. The organizer looked confused but-
I just don't want to tick-et off.
What did the treasure hunt organizer say when people couldn't find the impressionist painter he'd hidden?
That wasn't very cache Monet of you.
The Times Square event organizers have a big night ahead of them...
Hope they don't drop the ball...
What is the organ donation center called in England?
Why couldn't the skeleton be an organ donor?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
They should make a political organization for older people who've left the workforce.
Call it the retirement party
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
The reason there is so few organ donors is
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?
Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.
When you die which organ is the last to go?
They eyes because they di-late
Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?
It has a lot of pan-creases.
Sorry.
You organize it... the milky way :)
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
since he is good at catching snitches
There was a naked man running around the church
The police caught him by the organ
No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...
They didn't even bat an eye.
I told my wife that I wanted to organize the spice rack...
I just couldn't find the thyme.
Do you know what the primary olfactory organ is?
What is the motto of people who harvest organs?
Did you know that the first ever balloons were made out of animal intestines and organs?
That means the first balloons weren't balloon animals, but ballooned animals.
The COVID-19 quarantine has finally given me the chance to organize my books.
From best to toilet paper.
Which news organization has the best coffee?
What is the difference between Butt and Butte?
One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.
Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?
Because it lost the gill to live.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore.
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My wife has this weird case of OCD where she organizes the dinner plates according to the year we bought them.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think
Did you hear about the guy that went streaking through the church?
They caught him by the organ.
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
The World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs being held in quarantine will be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.
The World Health Organization has said that dogs cannot get COVID19, so they have said dogs are not required to be in quarantine.
So, WHO let the dogs out.
Dogs can not contract coronavirus and do not have to quarantined anymore according to the world health organization
To clarify, WHO let the dogs out
Have you heard about the World Health Organization?
The World Health Organization changes their slogan.
Me: According to the World Health Organization...
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