What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?
I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room
She said “Adele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”
She said Adele replied “No! I want to play Halo from the other side”
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
The villain from 101 Dalmatians made her money from designer chicken houses
Why was the calendar designer fired from the calender factory?
He tried to take a month off
Whats a French lingerie designer's favourite animal?
Costume Designers Literally Only Want One Thing...
Did you hear about the graphic designer's dog?
It was a Dobie, InDesign.
What do you call a designer where not much is known about him?
The designer of Big Ben finally released a book on his accomplishments.
A font designer walks into a restaurant with her favorite font...
The maître d’ says “Get out! We don’t serve your type in here!”
I really enjoy my job as a claymation model designer
I make six figures a year
There is one brand of designer clothes I can't stand at all!
Guess I'm Lacoste intolerant...
What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?
I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.
I was wrongly fired from my job as a stage designer today...
I left without making a scene.
I'd loooove to work as a mirror designer.
I could totally see myself doing it
What does a depressed interior designer say when he messed up his work?
What do you call a bigoted fashion designer?
We got an interior designer off of craigslist, we were skeptical of the outcome but he really knew how to pick the right worksurface for our kitchen
He was very counterintuitive.
What do clothing designers say to their babies?
What does a group of racist designers call themselves?
When I realized how terrible the play was, I quietly resigned from my job as a stage designer.
I left without making a scene.
if someone leaves you some designer clothes in their will, do they count as dead giveaways?
There are many cologne designers out there that are a bit crazy.
But they make scents to me
Who is a farm animals’ favourite designer?
What do you call a viking graphic designer?
The web designer presented us the options, but I knew right away which one we would go with.
I was love at first site.
Where does death Vader get all his designer shoes?
I phoned up my interior designer.
"The carpet by the front of my house is ruined. I'm livid," I told him.
He said, "Have you got a doormat?"
I said, "How else do you think people get in?! And my name isn't Matt."
What happens when a roller coaster designer gets high?
I recently quit my job as a maze designer.
I had to leave my job as a cul-de-sac designer
It was such a dead end job.
The fruits of some clever designer's labor.
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I was going to become a custom mirror designer, but it wasn't really a job I could see myself in.
Did you hear about the keyboard designer who had a psychotic breakdown?
His colleagues reported he was Alt of Ctrl when he made his Esc.
If you're a successful web designer, every margin is a profit margin
My wife created designer doors until it drove her crazy and she quit.
She went completely unhinged.
Being an interior designer must be the easiest job.
I mean, it's pretty shelf explanatory.
Did you hear about the fashion designer and the nurse that did a comedy show together?
They had everyone in stitches!
Who was the first web designer?
I had to leave my job as a cul-de-sac designer...
.... It was a dead end job.
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