I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room

She said โ€œAdele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.โ€

She said Adele replied โ€œNo! I want to play Halo from the other sideโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Folically-endowed
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Web designer
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jetpackguy221
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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/slavejamhour
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The villain from 101 Dalmatians made her money from designer chicken houses

Coop Deville

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
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Why was the calendar designer fired from the calender factory?

He tried to take a month off

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Holding_McGroin
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Whats a French lingerie designer's favourite animal?

Why, zebra, of course!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ht-18
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Costume Designers Literally Only Want One Thing...

...And It's Disguising.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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He is an excellent web designer v.redd.it/pym796lltby31
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/itaielidan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Did you hear about the graphic designer's dog?

It was a Dobie, InDesign.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sidewalksInGroupVII
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What do you call a designer where not much is known about him?

A sketchy guy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheSketchiest
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The designer of Big Ben finally released a book on his accomplishments.

It's about time.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/yeaaawright
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A font designer walks into a restaurant with her favorite font...

The maรฎtre dโ€™ says โ€œGet out! We donโ€™t serve your type in here!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/guriboysf
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I really enjoy my job as a claymation model designer

I make six figures a year

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1DameMaggieSmith
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2019
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There is one brand of designer clothes I can't stand at all!

Guess I'm Lacoste intolerant...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Silly-Freak
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What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?

I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bogmired
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I was wrongly fired from my job as a stage designer today...

I left without making a scene.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Radish00
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I'd loooove to work as a mirror designer.

I could totally see myself doing it

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrStrugger
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What does a depressed interior designer say when he messed up his work?

I hate myshelf.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FarinaIsInSpace
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What do you call a bigoted fashion designer?

Clothes-minded.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WhoRUGurl
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We got an interior designer off of craigslist, we were skeptical of the outcome but he really knew how to pick the right worksurface for our kitchen

He was very counterintuitive.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GenderStratomaster
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What do clothing designers say to their babies?

Gucci Gucci goo!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/warriorRobbins
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What does a group of racist designers call themselves?

FFF

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/the_net_my_side_ho
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When I realized how terrible the play was, I quietly resigned from my job as a stage designer.

I left without making a scene.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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if someone leaves you some designer clothes in their will, do they count as dead giveaways?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/orangepek0e
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Who is a farm animalsโ€™ favourite designer?

Cowvin Klein.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/andyroowastaken
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There are many cologne designers out there that are a bit crazy.

But they make scents to me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MexElf
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What do you call a viking graphic designer?

Rasterix

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrLazyTiger
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The web designer presented us the options, but I knew right away which one we would go with.

I was love at first site.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lawpoop
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Where does death Vader get all his designer shoes?

At the darth mall

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Redking2002
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I phoned up my interior designer.

"The carpet by the front of my house is ruined. I'm livid," I told him.

He said, "Have you got a doormat?"

I said, "How else do you think people get in?! And my name isn't Matt."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
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What happens when a roller coaster designer gets high?

He gets super loopy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/daplusl
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I recently quit my job as a maze designer.

It was a dead-end job.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/loosefred
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I had to leave my job as a cul-de-sac designer

It was such a dead end job.

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The fruits of some clever designer's labor.

https://i.redditmedia.com/1i8n5hhsN3ki0zaVpgHVFhITZn8H5fgjgEMxgVn-cY0.jpg?w=750&s=b4652e130d0b599636f881297487282b

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/skyskr4per
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I was going to become a custom mirror designer, but it wasn't really a job I could see myself in.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sethgoodtime
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Did you hear about the keyboard designer who had a psychotic breakdown?

His colleagues reported he was Alt of Ctrl when he made his Esc.

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If you're a successful web designer, every margin is a profit margin
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JimmyJunkJunk
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Web designers. imgur.com/8SDrc02
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mykeuk
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My wife created designer doors until it drove her crazy and she quit.

She went completely unhinged.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ICanExplainTheJoke
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Being an interior designer must be the easiest job.

I mean, it's pretty shelf explanatory.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheWondermonkey
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Did you hear about the fashion designer and the nurse that did a comedy show together?

They had everyone in stitches!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lawless_7
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Designer genes imgur.com/h8VPoDy
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ElderCunningham
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6 Punny Valentines Day Cards for Designers insight180.com/valentinesโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tarable_
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What do you say when you catch a fashion designer?

A'GACI!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theredwillow
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Who was the first web designer?

A spider.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/47o9er
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I had to leave my job as a cul-de-sac designer...

.... It was a dead end job.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Moe_Bot
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