What kind of underwear do meteorologists wear?
Kelvin Klein
I teach high school English and this is my go to:
Student: βHey can you check this to see if itβs right?β
Student hands me their writing.
Me, holding their paper upside down: βwell, first of all, itβs written upside down.β
And then I give it back to them and walk away as if nothing happened.
Which brand of clothing should you wear when it's cold out?
Kelvin Klein
Who is a farm animalsβ favourite designer?
Cowvin Klein.
I applied to be a model for Calvin's
I hope they don't deKlein.
I'm going to make a new brand of thermal underwear...
I'll call it Kelvin Klein.
