Architected Puns

He couldn’t get over it.

Reptile

Pyramid schemes

Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."

They all gave me some weird stairs.

He was Claus-trophobic 🎅

But I think he's built it up too much.

A Pyramid Schemer

He had a complex complex complex.

.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

You column.

The domineering wife thought the house needed a cantilevered balcony while the husband thought that it would ruin the aesthetic of the design. She told him he was an idiot and to keep his mouth shut. His friends hated to see her treat him so badly.
They always said “Why cantilever?”

Cause there were always 2 sides to a storey

It didn’t go down well

It is a top cellar.

Drawings

-First time dad, first time poster

His erection failed on him.

"Do you want to know how to make the exterior?" he asked.

"Well," I replied, "I just send her a text saying 'I miss you'."

Tremendous builds.

He had other plans.

So I asked, "Have you not been promoted to gold architect just yet, then?"

...An international best cellar.

Architect. Because they'll forever be making entrances and drawing stairs.

I'm an architect and visited a house with my boss and the client today which is nearly finished. We were talking about the marble counter he got for his bathroom and how nice it is.

My boss - "Yes, client, we really think you're doing a marvelous job with this so far..."

Me - "Maybe even a marbleous job"

silence

You column.

If only the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone else.

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.