Kernel
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
Tanks for that.
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
A babooooom!
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
But they’re a solid number 2!
They weren't up to scratch.
With a pumpkin patch! 🎃
When a semi-aquatic mammal in Antarctica likes what you're doing...you have the seal of approval
It's about Thyme.
Because.....
It wasn't a-fish-shell
When they ask, "So, what do you do for a living?" I just say, "Oh, you know... stuff."
bronco-die-laters
The steaks have never been higher...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
now that she's de-calf-einated.
I said "aren't there?"
I asked her to run away with me and get married, but without legs she canteloupe
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
“chickenkiev”
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
Which is strange because I'd never seen herbivore
Because they don't have pockets.
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
Christian Bail
Now British women are finally free to move diagonally.
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