"thanks" the widow says, "that means a lot"
“Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.”
They are adjusted for inflation.
Driving in state park in the mountains of Las Vegas. Son: "Of course I have no service here. We are in the middle of my ass." Me: "I didn't know we were going to Uranus." Son:"OK, that was a pretty good one, dad."
Was pretty proud of myself since I usually get the ground and eye rolls.
A pair of sneakers
They came out as trams.
I will die on this hill.
That's a salt.
I thought they were made of meat, not bread!
He constantly kept asking about the man in the mirror
Hindus. They never have beef with anybody
I work for a brewery and we just made a rasberry blonde ale. We try to come up with punny names for each but I can't get one that sticks. Please help!!
If we get one good enough you could see the beer you named at you're local bar or market!
Edit: Talked to the work crew tonight. The top ones from this post were, blonde, James blonde, Razzy nights, redhead redemption, rasbeery, and All that Razz. There were tons of great ones, the names I mentioned seemed to get the most attention. If you guys wanna see what wins or help vote for the winner follow UNPLUGGED brewery on facebook, there should be a poll soon.
Thank you all for the help!!
Update!! The winner of the name poll is: ALL THAT RAZZ. Keep an eye out at your local stores or bars
… you’ve really got to Kermit.
I need your help! I’m officiating a wedding in Italy for my good friends next week. Her dad passed away when she was 4 and he was well known for being a jokester and having a great sense of humor. Rather than a solemn moment of silence it seems more fitting to acknowledge his absence with a ceremonial dad joke (the bride has approved this idea). Do you guys have anything that would be fitting for his daughter’s wedding day?
They are very littoral-minded.
If you ask me, it's about time!
Because it's four twenty too
So I gave him a glass of water
Mailbox
The cause of death was a rare parasite…
…..Jerry was the perfect host.
Count spatula.
Technically not a dad joke cause my daughter came up with it….
It's such a mail dominated industry.
Hi all, I'm part of a team at work that meets weekly to review the apps in our organization and we would love a funny or pun-related title for our team, preferably with the word "app" in the title. Right now it's the APProval committee, but I think we can do better. A Feather in One's App is our next choice. What are some good titles?
He ransomware.
The dealer replied no “Car go Road “ xD
The Sike Ward
But the best ones Argon
Must be the Al Gore Rhythm.
…a seasoned veteran.
Remains to be seen.
He didn't think there was a dog.
She sensed his presents.
Well, they didn't seem too comfortable during the ceremony.
When it was my turn to pay my respects, I leaned in and whispered “Who’s thinking outside the box now, Brian?”
I know it might not be much, but I still feel like I'm serving a small porpoise.
