pun police approves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaq-frost
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Eeyore would not approve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Joe Biden approves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Our cat didn't approve of my pats...

They weren't up to scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psychswot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Dwane The Iraq Johnson would approve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rlaff5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why wouldn't the fish inspector approve the clam's new shell?

Because.....

It wasn't a-fish-shell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voidtype
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I don't approve political jokes..

I've seen too many of them get elected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfy189
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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My parents don't approve of my girlfriend because she's a melon.

I asked her to run away with me and get married, but without legs she canteloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Halmagha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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0.09 out of 0.1 Dentists Approve

Son: Dad why is the statistics in decimal?

Dad: Cause they've got a point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlayCC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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The Beach Boys approve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McLovinMyBacon
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Michael Scott would approve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mason_ja
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Two melons were in a relationship but the parents did not approve of it.

One suggested secretly running away together to get married, but the suggestion was shot down when the other said, "we cantaloupe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalArbiter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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As a Dad and Grandpa, I approve this message.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piscator629
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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People don’t approve when I run up to them on the street and try making a plaster cast of their faces.

At least that’s the impression that I get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Two letters fell in love, but their parents wouldn't approve of their marriage.

The solution: EnvELOPE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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Gordon ramsay approves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbrownathan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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I used to know a nun who smoked cigarettes. Her fellow nuns didn't approve

Fortunately, she got out of that habit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hylanos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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My dad approves my jokes

Me: what do you call a squirrel with no eyes? Dad: don't know, what? Me: blind

uncontrollable laughter from us while my mom just shakes her head.

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