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Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
I've been reading a book on anti-gravity
I just can't put it down.
Anti-nudists are very clothed minded.
Did you hear that Elon Musk is trying to add Anti-German features to the new Tesla?
He is trying to add Hans free steering.
Anti-Capitalists want to eat the rich. How do they cook the rich?
My Doctor has just prescribed some anti gloating cream
I can’t wait to rub it in
As an immune deficient person, anti vaxxers make me sick
I got to open a present early. It was anti-gloating cream
I can't wait to rub it in
Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...
...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.
Teacher: What is the opposite of Anti-biotics?
I was hoping some anti-lockdown subs would appear in Popular...
... but they've all been quarantined.
I’m tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. It’s a personal preference.
I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.
The best anti aging cream is being antisocial...
Without friends, nobody tells you happy birthday...
Without birthdays, you're not getting older!
Went to pop a couple anti-inflammatory pills while getting ready for work and wife asks which brand I wanted
I said, “I’m taking Advil before Aleeve”
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
Whoever stole my anti depressant pill
I hope your fucking happy
Anti wax or smth, idk im not autistic
To the guy who stole my anti depressants
I don’t know if it’s the best anti-joke but here is my favorite one.
Someone broke into my house and stole my anti depression pills
Only anti-vaxxers will get this
To get an anti-vaxxer's kid vaccinated...
...we could go up to their house, find an open window and vaccinate the kid using a 10 foot syringe.
I know it's a long shot.
I got an anti-fatigue mat for my desk.
I couldn't stand to work without it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
I started reading a book on anti-gravity
I can't seem to put it down.
I'm reading a book about anti gravity
It's impossible to put down
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity;
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
I’ve been reading this book on Anti-Gravity.
So far it has been impossible to put down.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...
and I can't put it down !
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
It's impossible to put down
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity...
...it’s impossible to put down.
I am reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down
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