Aimed Puns

I’m pleased to say I hit one of them

Hebrews

I am proud to say I hit one of them

-Gary delaney

but does anyone know a sniper?

It was a giant missed stake.

But her aim is starting to improve.

Boobs on the moon 2024

Bc no one ever Chevy’d a river

But my aim is getting much better.

I'm planning to give it a shot, though.

But, her aim is getting better.

It’s a dart board on the ceiling

Transcend dental medication

He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.

He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.

And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”

Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.

The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”

Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”

“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.

Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.

“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”

You just need to throw yourself at the ground - and miss.

BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!

(gravity falls, anyone?)

no one got their lemonade and the cake was ruined

Chemistry

An arigator

To make the "p" silent

Never mind it'll fly over your head

Maybe they’re aimed at a younger audience.

surehecan

But theres too many drawbacks

..Discus

But i hear her aim is getting better

But her aim is getting better!

But her aim is getting better!

But her aim is getting better

but her aim is getting better

But her aim is getting better!

But her aim is getting better!,