A list of puns related to "Adopting"
Under the current Imperial system, every three feet is a new yard
She didn't like my pet project.
......And I'd be meeting my new parents that afternoon.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
remains to be seen!
Someone told him to “get along little doggie”
then owl be a monkey's uncle.
I feel like the 66 route is a little late
So I could have twice as many dad jokes.
I have some bones to pick with you.
We did, and within an hour he'd made a bolt for the door
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
They are now being raised in a stable environment.
We just need to figure out where to sign our kids up.
He kept on Biden me
Because two Wongs don’t make a White
They're better known as the early adopters.
What can I say, I’m always willing to raise the steaks.
They said “hell no, why would we pick you”?
"I wish you'd called me something else," he often says.
What's a dad joke you're adopted.
Credit goes to youtuber pikamee
I told him "Dad, I found the paperwork. I know"
Dad said "What paperwork? What did you find?"
"I'm adopted"
He replied "Hi adopted! I'm- oh, wait. Nevermind."
First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.
Because I can't raise them myself
"Do you want aunts? Cause that's how you get aunts!"
Helping my daughter with her remote-learning geometry schoolwork.
"Ok dad, imagine you are in a room with a ceiling and four walls. How many planes intersect the floor?"
"Well if that room was is in the Twin Towers, two."
Son: "Wow really? I'd never have guessed!".
Dad: "Im glad you're taking this so well".
Son: "Well I did have my suspicions".
Dad: "yes yes, anyway go pack your bags, your new parents will be here in 10 minutes".
He said "I see you and I raise you."
I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.
Many years later the dad finds out one boy was adopted by a Mexican family and the other by a Muslim family.
The son from the Mexican family, Juan, reaches out to the dad as an adult and the two meet. They have a great time reconnecting and the dad finds out his other son is named Amal.
At the end of the day Juan asks his dad if he wants to meet his other son. The dad declines. Juan asks why and the dad says, “if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
He got a long little doggie.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor
I've got some bones to pick with you.
As soon as we got him home, he made a bolt for the door
To get a long little doggie.
Because I can’t raise them myself.
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