A list of puns related to "Adoption"
They are now being raised in a stable environment.
We just need to figure out where to sign our kids up.
Because I can't raise them myself
Many years later the dad finds out one boy was adopted by a Mexican family and the other by a Muslim family.
The son from the Mexican family, Juan, reaches out to the dad as an adult and the two meet. They have a great time reconnecting and the dad finds out his other son is named Amal.
At the end of the day Juan asks his dad if he wants to meet his other son. The dad declines. Juan asks why and the dad says, “if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
because there's no way I can raise it myself
One of them is adopted by a family in Egypt and is named Amal and the other is adopted by a family in Mexico and is named Juan.
Years later Juan contacts his mother and sends a picture of himself to her. The mother overwhelmed with happiness, tells her husband that she wishes she could also see Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."
He wants it to grow up in a stable environment.
Soda Pop
Let the little shits be someone else’s problem.
Because I couldn’t raise them on my own.
So we (my sister Shannen, my girlfriend Kallie, and my dad) are adopting a dog today and we are waiting in line for the centert to open.
Shannen: I hear they have a bunch of pit bull mixes.
Me: Do you guys want a pit bull?
Kallie: Pit Bulls are super sweet, it just depends on how they're raised
Dad: I don't know... I don't really like his music
Dad: 'Yeah, but no one would take you or your sister.'
Someone told him to “get along little doggie”
then owl be a monkey's uncle.
I feel like the 66 route is a little late
So I could have twice as many dad jokes.
I have some bones to pick with you.
We did, and within an hour he'd made a bolt for the door
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor
He kept on Biden me
Because two Wongs don’t make a White
They're better known as the early adopters.
What's a dad joke you're adopted.
Credit goes to youtuber pikamee
They said “hell no, why would we pick you”?
What can I say, I’m always willing to raise the steaks.
"I wish you'd called me something else," he often says.
I told him "Dad, I found the paperwork. I know"
Dad said "What paperwork? What did you find?"
"I'm adopted"
He replied "Hi adopted! I'm- oh, wait. Nevermind."
First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.
I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.
"Do you want aunts? Cause that's how you get aunts!"
Helping my daughter with her remote-learning geometry schoolwork.
"Ok dad, imagine you are in a room with a ceiling and four walls. How many planes intersect the floor?"
"Well if that room was is in the Twin Towers, two."
Under the current Imperial system, every three feet is a new yard
Son: "Wow really? I'd never have guessed!".
Dad: "Im glad you're taking this so well".
Son: "Well I did have my suspicions".
Dad: "yes yes, anyway go pack your bags, your new parents will be here in 10 minutes".
He said "I see you and I raise you."
He got a long little doggie.
Because I can’t raise them myself.
We just need to figure out where to sign our kids up.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Mexico, they name him Juan". Year's later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I've got some bones to pick with you.
As soon as we got him home, he made a bolt for the door
To get a long little doggie.
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