Why was the farmer given an award for acting as a living scarecrow?
Because he was simply outstanding in his field.
Dad: “... and if I’m being frank you are acting terrible about it”
Child: “ if you are being frank who is being dad?”
Actual conversation I heard in the store
My teenage daughter is really acting odd...
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on this after the break.
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but I’m holding out for a classier part...
...I will not be deterred!!
What’d the confused alligator say when acting like a rooster?
What did the mother airplane say to the child airplane when the child was acting high and mighty?
"I've had it with your altitude"
My dog was acting a bit angry since I took him to the vets and get him neutered
But I’m not worried, since he doesn’t have the balls to do anything
What did Zeus say when he saw everyone getting drunk and acting foolish on Mt. Olympus?
I went to the psychiatrist because I keep acting like a dog.
Doc: lie down on the couch and we’ll discuss this.
Me: I’m not allowed on the couch.
If PMS is Overy-acting..
Do they perform in a period piece?
My carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up
It could all be fixed with a simple tendon transplant, but the surgery is so expensive, and I'm really worried about going under the knife. I guess it's just not a wrist I'm willing to take.
The polar bear was acting weird at the zoo
What do you call a dead chef that was acting fishy?
I was taking my children on a tour of the largest territory in Canada, but they kept acting up so I turned around and went home.
My wife was mad about it, but I don't care! I was having Nunavut!
Y'all acting like overclocking is an expert thing
My stomach is acting up
I have a bad case of dire rear
Harry has decided to go into acting with his wife, Meghan Markle
He’ll be know as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
What do you say when a South American country starts acting up?
How do directors know if an actor is acting or just pretending to act?
What do you call Bell when she's acting stupid at the gym?
Ever since I lost my toes in a climbing accident, my best friend has been acting hostile towards me...
I guess he is lack-toes intolerant
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on this after the break.
What did 2 say to 3 when 6 was acting like a dick.
He's just a product of our times
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on this after the break.
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.
More on this after the break.
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot ?
"Don't mind him, he's just a product of our times"
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo..
So I had to put my foot down
My wife threatened to kick me out of the house if I did not stop acting like a Flamingo.
That was when I put my foot down!
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on that after the break.
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
'Don't mind him, he's just a product of our times.'
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo
What did 2 tell 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He’s just a product of our times.
My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.
More on this after the break.
My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV News anchor.
More on that after the break.
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
That's when I had to put my foot down.
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo
I guess I had to put my foot down
When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo I put my foot down
My wife told me i had to stop acting like a flamingo
That's when i finally put my foot down
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