Phillipe Phillope.
Told her if they did, I didn’t see them.
Santa: Hoe hoe hoe.
The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
Because you'll always be spotted.
It was a cool ant.
They worry about losing face.
Because he is Claus-trophobic!
Spec-tater.
The barman says, "We don't like your tie pin here. "
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
I replied, “Because I am feeling light headed.”
Because the days of fuchsia past
Because she had a nice pair of calves.
He answered, well i went to the camo store and this was the only thing that stood out.
Sofishticated
It’s always just a matter of time until craps ruin my day
Me: "Are you roaring at me or is that a Lego monster?"
Her: "Its me."
Me: "Why are you roaring at me?"
Her: "Because I'm Aurora!"
My five year old daughter, everyone. She came up with that on her own. I've never felt more proud!
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
I haven't looked Bach since!
To minimise casual tees
I'm the main Claus and he's my subordinate Claus.
People get sick of it but they still do it
I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.
She grew out of her B shells
Snaked!
'it's a coughy filter.'
I said no, it's okay I have Contacts
He said "I don't give a damn who you think you know"
You may be eligible for condensation.
I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"
It was a blessing in disguise
Told me it’s a “dandy-lion”.
I said, well, they do have the same genes.
It’s my secret ‘stache.
I find it extremely difficult to pull it off.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
I had forgotten that contactless delivery was required.
Adorable
”I can clearly see you're nuts....”
He said " I can clearly see your nuts"
