I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
People get sick of it but they still do it
'it's a coughy filter.'
You may be eligible for condensation.
It’s my secret ‘stache.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
They said, "This is a robbery," and everybody relaxed a little.
Car-onavirus?
I think I need to shower.
She said he was the lone arranger.
They both can't see their face in the mirror.
Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.
It was stolen from right under my nose.
He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
He said it lowers his maskulinity.
I’m now a master at ventriloquism
You're so shellfish!
mask hysteria
Me: You should be wearing a mask for your own safety.
Her: Says who?
Me: Kinda.
I wear a coughing filter
A punisher
Me: Because of Corona?
Friend: No. Because you're ugly.
A banana robbing a bank.
Have you been wearing glasses during the pandemic?!? Have you been wearing your mask?!? You may be entitled to condensation.
We all had to wear diapers and we quickly recognised that masks in 2020 were not that bad.
After all, I've been munching sweeta and wearing a mask since March.
They are all either wearing a mask or their parents are dead.
Wear a mask!!!
Everyone will be wearing masks!
She said, "It's not a mask. It's a coughy filter."
You may be eligible for condensation.
You may be entitled to condensation.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
You may be entitled to condensation
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
If you, or a loved one, wear glasses and are being forced to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.
