I said, "Because I am allergic to peanuts."
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they'd wouldn't have to rely on tips
I said, "It's the amount of money I make."
To be honest, I think heβs milking it.
But I donβt like the bitter taste of de-feet
Those guys really make bank.
It's kinda hard.
(This probably makes more sense if you're British.)
Doing his rounds one day and when he got to the bird enclosure he noticed a load of the birds had died. Unsure as to what he should do with the bodies he tossed them into the big cat exhibit.
The next day he was cleaning out the primates and noticed the lifeless figure of an ape laying on the floor... not wanting to perform a proper burial and besides- he wasn't earning much more than minimum wage anyway so he tossed it into the big cat enclosure.
On his third day the zookeeper came across his colleague who kept bees, it seems they'd got sick and a lot of the hive had perished. Not to worry, the zookeeper scooped them onto a shovel and tossed them into the big cat exhibit. It's the circle of life he thought to himself.
The next day there was a lot of excitement in the zoo. A new lioness had arrived. The lioness stalked out of the trailer...sniffed at the unfamiliar lion next to her...
"So, what's the food like in this place then?" She asked awkwardly.
"It's actually not that bad" replied the lion. "Over the past few days we've had Finch, chimps and mushy bees"
Badum tssss! Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Yeah, for any non brits that read all that: Fish, chips and mushy peas is a classic English dish. So...yeah...that's the joke.
They all work for an owly wage
I hate being a teacher.
He said that his wage was so low he couldn't afford a car.
The wages weren't great but the tips were huge.
Cause she was on mini-mum wage
Farmers pay them a competitive wage.
does that mean they can garnish his wages? -George Carlin
Which is a pretty good deal for those on a poultry wage.
They don't need a living wage.
It's some time in the second world war and Hitlers top scientists have built a time machine. Eager to use it, but fearing an accident, the fuhrer instead sends one of his henchman forward to 1985, hoping to gain knowledge of the future to use against his enemies.
Much to Hitlers chagrin however, the henchman quickly returns to the present with only a Casio Keyboard in hand. Breathless with excitement, he declares "Mein Fuhrer! With this device we shall wage sonic warfare on our enemies!"... He hits the demo button and the room is filled with sound.
"So... what do you think?" says the henchman.
Hitler, aghast at this otherworldly device says
"You must be mad Schultz! There's no place in this world for a Nazi Synthesizer!"
Lohn is German for wages.
I was talking to my dad about my brothers new wage, when out of nowhere:
Dad: Β£50 a day, 3 days a week he's being paid.
Me: So he's currently earning just under Β£8000 a year?
Dad: Yes, but that's gross. ...
Me: I'd say its pretty great actually!
16 years has built up to this.
He signed an email:
"Love from Lost Wages,
Dad"
Dad: So tomorrow I am going to lost wages Me: What? Dad: Las Vegas, get it? -5 minutes later- Dad: We need to go shopping to whole paycheck Me: ? Dad: Sorry I meant whole foods, get it? cause it takes a whole paycheck to buy food there!
