I think that's just bad ad vise.
You should go to Daenerys exit.
It is presented, of course, as a log log log.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away!
I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.
But I can see where you are coming from.
It was unpresidented
It’ll be on paper view.
he won the no-bell prize!
People who are reading this are on the same page.
Don't be blue, this will be over soon. I don't typically share my political views online, but I am very PROvolone. I think every manchego has a right to choose. Some people may think I am a muenster for this. I am not just some liberal Monterey Jack. If you Havarti another point of view, it's a gouda idea to share it too.
I saw a yet-i.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
It's on paperview
She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"
I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".
The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.
"I'm Avery."
and I've never looked back since
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
She did a great job, because just like the real Wrigley these days, the only seats I could afford had blocked views.
It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.
An LGBT Queue
After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view.
It was a Whoopi cushion.
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
I just thought ‘Oh, Crimea river’.
He finds them opposable.
No sun.
What a weird way to start a conversation..
But I couldn’t afford to pay for the paper view
And not Paper View?
Does it have a bird's thigh view?
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:
'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'
I heard it's pay per view...
Because they're paper view.
His viewing is at 11:00, 1:30, 3:00, 5:00, 7:00, and 9:00
I've made my decision and there is no looking back.
The cop who pulled me over, didn't have that point of view
It’s available on paper view at most hotels.
But I ended up straining my eyes
He said he wanted to get a paper view tonight... hope that helps!
It was a pretty cool view.
It was called "Google Drive"
Seems every year there’s more and more ‘round the globe.
Sort by Gnu
They wanted a womb with a view!
I said to him "since creating this invention how has it changed your life?". He said to me, "funny you say that, after I invented it I've never looked back".
tl;dr explain every single pun you make or else it gets removed.
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carry on
It was a strip tease
She said 'pretty decent.'
I responded 'What about the ascent?'
They would be playing Hayden go-seek.
... but it’s paper view only.
Pay £2.99 to view punchline
"I loview!"
And then it struck me....
.. and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check, 'There's no charge.' 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit,' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the mortician says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched the heads.'
I think he wants to give me his opinion in a nut's hell.
You get a womb with a view.
...you would assume I have very conflicting views on biotics.
I told him "Be careful, it's closer than it appears."
Hey guys, this sucks, but I went down to the bank and tried to deposit some views, but it turns out all the take is revenue.
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
He was the greatest Marxman I ever knew
I know that cops take a dim view of domestic violets.
He said "Because, honey. Aloe view."
Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.
Ba dum tss
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
https://imgur.com/a/86LSZ
i haven't looked back since
It's on paper view.
...Since then, I've never looked back.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
Because they're paper view.
