Ute Puns

A list of puns related to "Ute"

I thought it was pretty good.

So a Ute pulls into work with a massive turkey on the back in a cage. When the driver steps out to make their purchase I say: “I don’t know what you’re feeding that dog but he looks terrible!”

She didn’t even give me a courtesy laugh.

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👤︎ u/person_mann
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do you call a regular backpack in a skydiver’s plane?

A perish-ute

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👤︎ u/pixelated_knight72
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why is skydiving such a dangerous sport?

Lots of people put on the perish-ute by accident.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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What do you call a gorilla with no arms?

An ape-utee

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👤︎ u/clay-baby
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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