Datsun Puns

A list of puns related to "Datsun"

Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company

The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON

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👤︎ u/BF1gamerz
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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I love Japanese cars

I usually drive my Nissan nephew to school.

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the Nissan factory?

It was raining Datsun cogs.

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👤︎ u/deblunked
📅︎ May 06 2020
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What do you call a boy born in a car?

Carson

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👤︎ u/MikeyMorf
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Back in my day...

Pluto was a planet and Saturn was a car.

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👤︎ u/warpedddd
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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My girlfriend will make a great dad

Me: (pointing out an old Datsun truck in a movie we were watching) "Hey look at that."

Her: "DatsuNice Truck."

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👤︎ u/LuciusFlaccidus420
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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Nissan plant Explosion!!

In other news today a Nissan plant had an explosion in one of the assembly areas.One bystander was heard to say "Oh look, It's raining Datsun cogs."

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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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I got hit on the top of my head by a Japanese car part while walking during a storm this morning...

It was raining Datsun cogs...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 23 2017
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Dad joked my dad

Me: "What car did you have when I was born?"

Dad: "A Datsun 120Y."

Me: "Oh just wondering."

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👤︎ u/-rabid-
📅︎ Aug 30 2014
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Beat dad at his own game!

Dad and I are walking down the street, a Datsun was parked behind a Celica. Approaching it when...

Dad: Look at that silly car...

Me (unappreciative): Datsun an old joke dad...[smirk growing]

Triumph

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👤︎ u/s4146415
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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Explosion in Nissan gearbox plant

Apparently, it was raining Datsun cogs.

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👤︎ u/Bort74
📅︎ Jul 12 2014
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