First time I bought a universal remote....
....I said to myself, "This changes everything."
After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.
I got myself a universal remote control
And man, it changes everything.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,
There's not just leap years. A leap second is a one-second adjustment that is occasionally applied to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)! Without it, GPS wouldn't work! Want me to really blow your mind?
How can we be expected to manage universal healthcare when we obviously haven't even figured out
Do you know what will happen if we pass universal healthcare?
All bums will be able to get colonoscopies.
This is a universal problem.
This was at universals mythos and the food was amazing
A Chinese chef in Milan creating a pun of a Japanese food... Puns are truly the Universal language!
They recently decided on a universal currency
It's a USB: A Universal CEREAL Bus
I bought a universal small pointed tool used for piercing holes
awl for one and one for awl
I guess dad jokes are universal, just got dad joked by my foreign language penpal
I have a penpal from Spain I talk to a lot. Today we were chatting on Google Chat in English, and the topic of whether or not sea lions were dangerous came up.
Me: okay google says "sea lion saves man" has 976,000 results
Her: that man has sinked so many times
Edit: Bonus, she continued laughing at her own joke.
Her: hahahahaha
Her: i cant stop laughing
Her: it was so bad joke
Her: hahaha
If you can't find your universal remote does that mean you've lost all control?
It has been thought that Jesus had type O blood, the universal blood type...
I just found out the galaxy's universal currency.
Serious question about the Universal Canadian health care...
Does it cover poutine check ups?
There is alot of controversy about universal sign language in the deaf community
However they aren't very vocal about it
I really can't wait to get my universal remote.
Today I got a universal remote
'wow this changes everything'
On a trip to Universal Studios
This was quite a while ago, I was probably in middle school (currently 26). My family took a quick day trip to Universal Studios Hollywood since we live in the greater LA area. Now to set the scene, my dad is a native of Mexico but has lived here since his late teens so his English is pretty good with a tinge of an accent since Spanish is his primary language. We park in the parking garage on property and we do the usual "make a mental note of where we parked for later". That's when I see a smirk come across his face as he turns to me laughing under his breath.
-"What's so funny?"
-"Notice where we parked?"
-"Yeah. Jurassic Park lot, 3B"
Cue dad
-"Jurassic Park..." half expecting me to laugh. He continues "Jurassic Park... Jurr-Ass-is-Parked"
facepalm
As terrible as it was at the time, I've tried to pull this joke out with friends years later, eye rolls and crickets. Thanks dad.
Dad joked on the way to Universal Studios Florida
Driving up to the amusement park and pass a sign reading "Universal Parking."
Dad says, "do you think this is the parking for everybody?"
Tere should be a universal currency
Everything was fine until I got a universal remote
I got a universal remote for Christmas. This changes everything.
The first time I bought a universal remote control...
...I thought to myself "This changes everything."
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself "Well, this changes everything"
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
The other day I brought myself a universal remote and thought to myself well this changes everything.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought: "Well this changes everything!"
When I first got my universal remote I thought
The first time I got a universal remote control
I thought to myself, "This changes everything!"
The first time I got a universal remote controller, I thought to myself...
I just bought a universal remote.
I remember when the universal remote first came out
My first thought was: “Well, this changes everything”.
The wife bought a universal remote for the house.
I said to her "well this changes everything!"
I remember the first time I got a universal remote. I thought, this changes everything.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote.
My first thought was "well, this changes everything!"
I just received my first universal remote.
I remember the first time I saw a Universal Remote.
I thought to myself "Well... this changes everything!"
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote...
I thought to myself, "this changes everything!"
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