Why do pirates get affordable mortgages?
Because the pi rate is 3.14.
I'll show myself out
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Have you heard about the Grizzly zoo that couldn't afford to pay the keepers?
It's pretty bear bones, now.
I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn’t afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,
I need a ladder, but can't afford one.
So, steps will have to be taken.
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
I was going to buy my kid this winter coat we saw at the mall, but I couldn't afford it.
I can’t afford expensive art
I couldn’t afford to pay my electric bill in college
Those were pretty dark times
Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.
My how the stables have turned.
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
There's a town named Phenix in Alabama - they couldn't afford to pay for another vowel.
Turns out they don't accept I O U's.
Why don't Americans like knock knock jokes?
In college, my roommates and I were so poor that we could not afford to pay our electric bills.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
I paid off my new limousine up front, but now I can't afford to hire a driver. So much money spent.
And nothing to chauffeur it.
In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill
Those were the darkest days of my life
If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:
Take the bowl, buy the horns .
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
When I was a kid, my parents used to make me walk the plank.
We couldn't afford a dog.
My wife asked me to be her Sugar Daddy
I said I can only afford to be your Salt Bae
Pizza Cheese
My friend just told me that pizza restaurants’ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was
“They cut the cheese?!”
And I’ve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes
I've never been to Faroe Islands
It's very Faroe away and I can't really afford it
My turtle was upset.. he couldnt afford the new shell-phone
My uncle can't afford a toilet, so he has to use a bucket.
We all have to make do sometimes.
I heard you can get lawyers at Ikea now.
They're very affordable, but you have to build your own case.
My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world.
My mattress is starting to hurt my back, but I don’t know if I can afford a new one.
I think I’ll just sleep on it.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “get well soon” card.
My self-centered friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn't afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “Get well soon” card
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “Get well soon” card
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
EDIT: HOLY my first award! Thankyou stranger!
My friend told me he could no longer afford his water bill...
So I got him a card that says "get well soon"
In college I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
In college, I was so broke that I couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
My friend couldn't afford his water bill
So I sent him a get well soon card
My friend couldn't afford his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.
So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
At University I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill..
Those were the darkest days of my life.
My friend couldn't afford his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
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