Tunes Puns

But the chick peas can only hummus one

But you CANT Tunafish!

luckily he caught a Tuna

But you can’t tuna fish

It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.

There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.

They have many scales but they are all over the place

A humi-ditty.

Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore

Smashmoth, Deadmouse, and Pop-a-roach

Plenty of Fish in the C-Sharp

But I don’t know how you tuna fish

she's a Singer songwriter

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

-Stone Temple Pirates

...would that make them a menstrual singer?

He left on a high note

He wanted to B minor.

Shoot one.

...there's good rocking at Mitt Night.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

I just got a package containing 25 ounces of silver in differently sized bullion coins. I was checking them out when my cat jumped up on the table, smelled the coin I was holding and then bit it for some reason.

I said "Whoa! he just bit it," as the cat ran away (probably not fun biting solid metal).

My dad glanced over and said, "So it's a Bitcoin?"

It fell on deaf ears

A tuna!
(Sorry it only works in the UK)

My colleague says: Stop that! I can't stand George Michael.

Me: Sorry, I'm such a Careless Whisteler!

But I don't know how to tuna fish.

From my dad at the dinner table this evening, grill cheese and tuna on a bun.

No, but I can tuna fish

... but you can't tuna fish.

But you can’t tuna fish

you can't tuna fish

But you can't tuna fish.