They’re just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesn’t teaks everyone’s fancy. I’m running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones
But I'm stumped.
but I am going to branch off to different jokes and leaf you alone.
But he's not the balsa me.
I guess you can say I’m branching out and sprucing them up a bit. They’re oak-ay at the moment. But nothing that would leaf you hanging.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
Most of them were all bark and no bite, even though they branched out to more deep rooted subjects. Some of the saps had to leave usually. Everyone was oakay in the end though, it left some of us feeling fruity. I was asked how the others were affected, but i told them i wooden know. I bought a wooden tv shortly after but everything was payperview.
She said she’s tired of all of my tree puns.
I didn't trust it, it seemed kinda shady.
A pool table.
They make a prickly pear.
They had a long conversation about bark.
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The dad says, "Of course. Where do you think #2 pencils come from?"
wooden tit?
A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"
"Very SHADY things."
It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.
An evergreen
It didn't want to stick around.
Yes, that’s how we get #2 pencils.
So I'm going to nursery school.
Exactly. Because they're damn good at it!
I said yes, the just uproot and leaf.
... they log in
You'll regret it in autumn when it leaves
He refers to himself as a conifer
Poe a tree!
The lumberjack stepped back and said, "really? well, you'll die a log."
A country (Count-tree)
But long story short, it's because it's a different kind of bark
Yesterday I looked for it again and saw four dogs using it.
They can never find a root.
They were following their counsellor’s orders to have meaningful dye-a-log.
Nice bark!
From my 7yo this morning.
When I asked how he managed to keep count,
He replied, "I keep a log"
They are all bark and no bite.
Of course son. Where do you think number 2 pencils come from.
