Hard to keep Track of stuff
How does a lumberjack keep track of his daily progress? He keeps a logbook
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
I was looking for the sound track to Mortal Kombat
but all I could find was a bunch of Finnish Hymns.
At the beginning of the Common Era, people had no idea how to track years.
But then they did a complete 1 AD.
A monkey was sitting on the train tracks waiting for a train.
A monkey was sitting on the train tracks waiting for a train. When a train ran over its tail the monkey said, "It won't be long now!"
Best way to keep track of epic times!
My aunt Marie has been keeping track of her frozen dinner purchases.
It's Marie's Marie Callender's calendar.
How did people in the ancient world keep track of how many people they made out with?
How hard is it to track down a bread thief?
Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies
He has a one track mind. Mark Twain is his father.
His name is.....
Choo choo Twain!
Have you heard Beyonce's new track dedicated to Scottish roofers?
"All The Shingle Laddies"
I try and keep track of how much toffee I consume.
My boys were arguing about who would get to drive the go-kart around the track...
I told them, "You guys should take turns".
Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when it’ll hit.
My wife made a graph to track her periods.
How does poop keep track of it’s thoughts and feelings?
Diary-uh or a log. Depends how sappy...
I'm going to have to fire my mechanic. He's always losing track of time.
And "Temporal Mechanics" is a dumb name for a company anyway.
My wife asked how I keep track of all my dadjokes from Reddit. I told her that I write the ones I like on little yellow...
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
Dewey's doctor has been keeping track of all of his moles. The location and size of them. He's so thorough that he measures them all the way down to tenths.
He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..
How do ranchers keep track of all their cows?
How does the Battlestar Galactica track it's mileage?
This watermelon is from the wrong side of the tracks
What cell service provider do track stars use?
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...
Do you know how I keep track of all my Mediterranean friends?
Italy.
(My friends actually appreciated this one so I thought I'd share it here.)
He must be having a pretty good track record!
How do meteorologist track lightning strikes?
There’s a new company that goes in conventions and claim they can track you by your smell
But they can’t do it without your con scent
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
Especially if it's a good book that makes you lose track of the time
They sure got back on track
What do you call a knife that joins the track team?
My dad as we drive over train tracks.
I think a train has just passed by here....
Why do you say that dad?
Well look there,points....you can see it's tracks.
When race tracks are worn down their parts are used for other tracks
It’s just the circle of life.
When I was 12, I was disqualified from a track meet for too many false starts. To cheer me up, my Dad...
took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.
Do you know why South Dakota has the best track teams?
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...
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