I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
Laying on the grass...”two tired”...to move
Why are keyboards never tired?
Because they have two shifts.
I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.
I did not think I would Everest.
What’s the difference between a well dressed man and a tired out dog?
One wears a suit and the other just pants.
I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.
What kind of fan gets tired the most easily?
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
Why was the duck so tired?
He woke up at the quack of dawn.
Tired of online dating? You're not alone.
Oh, wait! Yes you are, that's why you are online dating.
Who were the most tired people in the Cold War?
My wife locked me outside the house coz she got tired of my wordplay jokes
I texted "Oh Pun the Door"
What did the cow say to her tired baby?
It’s time to go to sleep it’s pasture bed time.
I always say "hi tired, I'm dad", but I got one upped tonight.
I said my goodnights but in return I got "Are you a broom?"
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You look sweepy"
I was tired of quarantine so I decided to go out and start skateboarding.
Now I’m totally sick, bro! 🤘🤘🤘
I think the flu is tired of humans
He said "I'm sick of you all"
I'm tired of typing at my computer.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
I’m tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. It’s a personal preference.
I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.
These anemones look really tired
If one person being sleepy is called tired, what would four people make?
I’m tired of spending money on highway booths during long drives.
It really takes its toll on me.
Boy that car sure is tired!
A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
A man who runs in front of a car gets tired,
a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
I know it's a public health thing ... still getting pretty tired of this Korn teen
I’m getting tired of listening to my military friend talk about using UAVs...
He just drones on and on.
Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
they just finished a 31 day March.
I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..
Getting quite tired of my friends calling me a pathological liar
Being the head of the NSA during the week and captaining the International Space Station on the weekends can be very exhausting
I'm tired of the bye-lingual pun. Why aren't there any try-lingual ones?
This would leave me feeling emotionally tired
I told my 3yr old daughter "I'm tired."
"Oh. I thought you were daddy!"
I've never been so proud.
No matter how tired he is, Mel never skips confession.
My family is tired of me telling dad jokes during quarantine.
I replied “what’s wrong? you don’t like inside jokes?”
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
He's too tired to respond
Really getting tired of all these random 3.14 jokes
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
They just went through a grueling 31 day March.
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