Did you hear about that new high-tech shovel?
It was sure groundbreaking!
Why did tech support seduced the server which was broken down?
Because he must turn it on
Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
The American honey industry uses fascinating tech
It’s all powered by US bees.
A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
Why are the best tech workers found underwater?
Because they're algae-rithms.
Why did the elevator repair tech want to get a new job?
He was tired of all the ups and downs.
What do you call a tech-savvy shovel?
Why did the computer tech always wear cashmere?
If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.
It's the only way to parrot.
Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download “Come Sail Away” or “Satisfaction” on ITunes. “Turn, Turn, Turn” is perfectly fine however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
Why did the Magic 8-ball call tech support?
Tech reviewers are just waiting for Samsung to release a mediocre new Note device just to say "It's not noteworthy"
A spider called a tech support office
He needed help connecting to the web
I asked my computer tech buddy how he makes motherboard?
He said, "I usually tell her a long and pointless story"
I think tech YouTubers should be reviewing new shovels when new ones come out.
The technology in those things are ground breaking.
Did you hear about the new hi-tech broom?
When I went to get my prescription, I gave the tech an empty bottle to recycle or whatever. She said, some people like to keep the bottles to put nails and screws in...
I said I don't have too many loose screws.
She smiled.
A dad joke for the tech age.
Hey guys, this sucks, but I went down to the bank and tried to deposit some views, but it turns out all the take is revenue.
Grey/gray has two spellings to tech us that things aren't just black and white.
Even the spelling is a graey area...
*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.
What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?
I'm looking into buying a pair of high tech glasses
The specs are really good
Why did the Bad AV tech make a bad cop?
What thing does tech support and carpenters have in common?
They both work with routers on a regular basis.
I hate it when tech support comes to my house...
I'm always missing cookies when they leave
Tech Support: Another guy's phone fell and broke...
I dont really like computer tech channels
In college I dated an X-ray tech who I met after a short hospital stay...
I wonder what she saw in me to this day...
Why does every tech company have a basketball hoop in the parking lot?
So people won’t have troubleshooting.
As a sewage tech, I am well qualified for government work...
I have lots of experience in waste management.
Ultrasound tech: "So before we begin do you folks have any questions"
Me: "Train A is heading east at 90mph-"
Wife: "Shut up"
A struggling tech company once again failed to make their teleportation device work.
The results were neither here nor there.
I have a Russian friend who’s a sound tech...
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
I work in tech support and this lady told me her computer was frozen.
I asked her to please thaw it out.
What did the clueless tech support guy say when I told him my monitor isn't working anymore
Let's see how displays out
I wrote up my 20 page patent application for an assistive tech robot that flips pages of a book for you.
Tony Stark builds super-advanced tech and dangerous weapons in order to keep the world safe?
They should call him Iron-y Man.
I'm always fascinated by how high-tech knives are
They are all cutting edge
Why did the Magic 8-Ball call tech support?
Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download “Come Sail Away” or “Satisfaction”. It’s perfectly safe to download “Turn, Turn, Turn”
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but Byrds will never hurt you.
I asked my computer tech buddy, “How do you make a motherboard?”
He said , “I usually tell her a long and pointless story.”
Did you hear about the new high tech broom?
It's sweeping the nation.
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