They seem high tech
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaGamer3921
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Did you hear about that new high-tech shovel?

It was sure groundbreaking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ncarlton43
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why did tech support seduced the server which was broken down?

Because he must turn it on

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.

If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akodo1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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The American honey industry uses fascinating tech

It’s all powered by US bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quakesand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore

I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why are the best tech workers found underwater?

Because they're algae-rithms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_strife
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Outel's broke tech
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Language_Lover21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What tech do aliens use?

Samsung Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustTheNewFella
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why did the elevator repair tech want to get a new job?

He was tired of all the ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call a tech-savvy shovel?

An internet trowel.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Tech Joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DLO_04
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why did the computer tech always wear cashmere?

She loved soft wear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankiervi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.

It's the only way to parrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download β€œCome Sail Away” or β€œSatisfaction” on ITunes. β€œTurn, Turn, Turn” is perfectly fine however.

Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Why did the Magic 8-ball call tech support?

Outlook not good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuroniHS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Tech reviewers are just waiting for Samsung to release a mediocre new Note device just to say "It's not noteworthy"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakt_adolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Tech support
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theratrules
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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A spider called a tech support office

He needed help connecting to the web

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I asked my computer tech buddy how he makes motherboard?

He said, "I usually tell her a long and pointless story"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I think tech YouTubers should be reviewing new shovels when new ones come out.

The technology in those things are ground breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuferLad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Did you hear about the new hi-tech broom?

It's sweeping the nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MclovinCanada
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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When I went to get my prescription, I gave the tech an empty bottle to recycle or whatever. She said, some people like to keep the bottles to put nails and screws in...

I said I don't have too many loose screws.

She smiled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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A dad joke for the tech age.

Hey guys, this sucks, but I went down to the bank and tried to deposit some views, but it turns out all the take is revenue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurneyhallack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Grey/gray has two spellings to tech us that things aren't just black and white.

Even the spelling is a graey area...

*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/selmorefl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I'm looking into buying a pair of high tech glasses

The specs are really good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Why did the Bad AV tech make a bad cop?

He had trouble shooting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakdow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I hate it when tech support comes to my house...

I'm always missing cookies when they leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What thing does tech support and carpenters have in common?

They both work with routers on a regular basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaggy952
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Tech Support: Another guy's phone fell and broke...

It's a bad case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrarian345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I dont really like computer tech channels

They tend to be BIOSed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Human_Rayla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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In college I dated an X-ray tech who I met after a short hospital stay...

I wonder what she saw in me to this day...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Why does every tech company have a basketball hoop in the parking lot?

So people won’t have troubleshooting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DericAA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Ultrasound tech: "So before we begin do you folks have any questions"

Me: "Train A is heading east at 90mph-"

Wife: "Shut up"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GAU8Avenger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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As a sewage tech, I am well qualified for government work...

I have lots of experience in waste management.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I have a Russian friend who’s a sound tech...

And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasti615
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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A struggling tech company once again failed to make their teleportation device work.

The results were neither here nor there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s_other
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I work in tech support and this lady told me her computer was frozen.

I asked her to please thaw it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mingonius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What did the clueless tech support guy say when I told him my monitor isn't working anymore

Let's see how displays out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rizzlamuerte
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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I wrote up my 20 page patent application for an assistive tech robot that flips pages of a book for you.

It's a real page turner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uranus_be_cold
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Tony Stark builds super-advanced tech and dangerous weapons in order to keep the world safe?

They should call him Iron-y Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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I'm always fascinated by how high-tech knives are

They are all cutting edge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minifiji
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Why did the Magic 8-Ball call tech support?

Outlook not good...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuroniHS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download β€œCome Sail Away” or β€œSatisfaction”. It’s perfectly safe to download β€œTurn, Turn, Turn”

Styx and Stones may break your phones, but Byrds will never hurt you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I asked my computer tech buddy, β€œHow do you make a motherboard?”

He said , β€œI usually tell her a long and pointless story.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Did you hear about the new high tech broom?

It's sweeping the nation.

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