There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..
..they make me feel even number.
My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to talk.”
How do prisoners talk to each other
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
I hate it when people talk about climate change
Did you hear about the dyslexic that wasn't allowed to talk about his genes?
No one could touch his NDA.
Of course I talk to myself
Sometimes I need expert advice
I saw a comedy sketch on how people from around the country talk differently.
I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.
We call ourselves On and On Anon.
Gravity is such a depressing topic to talk about.
It really brings me down.
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
Why do police talk to bankers a lot?
Because they are "persons of interest."
There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...
It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.
It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.
Let's not talk about operation barbarossa. That topic is very offensive
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
There's been talk that the ancient Egyptians invented cement.
Historians have looked into the ruins for evidence, but there's nothing concrete.
I absolutely hate people who talk behind my back.
Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon.
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Are we going to talk about this oar what?
I spent all day searching for a priest to talk to
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed.
It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.
I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart..
...while they've never seen one of his paintings.
How do you talk to a bird?
My uncle always talks about his disappointing sex life...
It always end in an Auntie climax.
So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.
I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.
Daddy, look! Those turtles are playing piggyback! Son, I was going to wait till you were older for this talk but...
Those are tortoises , not turtles.
Let’s Trash Talk
my pick up is Thursday. how about you?
What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
Doctor: Can we talk about your weight?
Certainly. It was about 20 minutes, but at least the chairs didn't break this time.
How do you talk to giants?
What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?
My deaf wife just told me "We need to talk."
My deaf wife just told me we need to talk.
Talk to your lock if you're locked put
Because communication is the key.
My deaf girlfriend just told me that “we need to talk”.
If you ever get locked out of the house, talk to the lock calmly
I hate people who talk about me behind my back...
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
My deaf girlfriend just told me “We need to talk.”
If you ever get locked out of your house just talk to the lock.
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