In Honor of "Talk Like A Pirate Day"

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You would think it would be ARRR, but a pirate's true love, is the sea

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👤︎ u/thedoc617
📅︎ Sep 19 2015
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In honor of National Talk Like A Pirate Day...

My dad was already fully aware of the holiday, and asked, "How much does it take for a pirate to get his ears pierced?" "Sigh How much?" "A buck-an-ear!" "Long Sigh"

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👤︎ u/ImmaCreep
📅︎ Sep 20 2014
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Where's me Buccaneers?

Under me buckin hat!

Your Talk Like a Pirate Day Special.

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👤︎ u/2hrs_a_Day
📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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Dad Joked At Work Today

We have several Chris-es at work. Today, we were talking about International Talk Like A Pirate day, when the closest Chris turns to me and says "Only I am allowed to be a pirate, here!"

I reply: "Oh?"

He replies: "Yeah, I'm Chris Rrrrrrrrrrrr".

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📅︎ Sep 19 2014
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