6 Hilarious Talis Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

When things are banned in Afghanistan, are they referred to as Tali-banned?

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📅︎ Feb 09 2016

A guy in a plane stood up and shouted “HIJACK!” All passengers got scared. Then from the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back,

“Hi, John."

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👤︎ u/2040009

📅︎ Jun 29 2022

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Yall my friends hate puns and i wanna make fun of their nicknames please help

Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali

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👤︎ u/Taakomakara

📅︎ Mar 08 2021

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US signs treaty with the Taliban

Now, Tali can.

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis

📅︎ Feb 29 2020

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Terrorists dont clap

Tali-ban

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👤︎ u/itachikunn

📅︎ Oct 31 2018

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My first dad joke way before I was an actual dad.

My friend started dating a new girl. I said, "What's her name? He replied "Tali. Kind of different."

I asked him, "How's it going?" He said that they had fun at first but she was getting clingy and he might have to break up with her.

I said, "Well, if she gets too crazy, we'll have to impose a... Tali-ban."

Real story.

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👤︎ u/54Piscium

📅︎ Jun 10 2015

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