What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?

Hurry, Cain!!

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👤︎ u/KemalKinali
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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Guess Abel wasn’t as hard-headed as we thought.
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👤︎ u/ZaBaronDV
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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I reread the story of Cain and Abel... the bastard murdered his bro!

He really rocked his world!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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What did Abel become after Cain killed him?

He became unabel.

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👤︎ u/EricAKAPode
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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What Caine did to his brother?

DisAbeled him

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👤︎ u/MrZxAlan
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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Got my wife first thing in the morning.

I woke up and took a drink of water (this tends to make my mustache a lil wet). I roll over and wake my wife with a passionate g'morning kiss to which she exclaims "Jesus! You got water all over me." My reply was simple "You can call me Jesus, I appear to be able to turn water into whine."

Edit* OMG! This is top post on r/dadjokes! I'm glad I can get a chuckle with you guys. I also fixed words.

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👤︎ u/FrozenLizards
📅︎ Mar 27 2015
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Cain could have been a good guy,

If only he were Abel too.

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👤︎ u/Skiftonoid
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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The Weeknd met with an accident yesterday

Now he's dis-abel-d

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👤︎ u/A_Y_M_N_
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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Little known biblical fact...

Cain didn’t kill his brother Abel until after he had killed their other two brothers, Edward and William Nigel. To be fair, they practically volunteered to be killed; after all, they were Eddy, Will N., and Abel.

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📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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After Cain killed his brother in the Garden of Eden...

Adam and Eve became dis-Abeled

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👤︎ u/Hoodafakizit
📅︎ Mar 25 2017
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How long did Cain hate his brother?

As long as he was Abel.

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👤︎ u/RKingGaron
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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