Tu-Tu won one too.
Then I put tu and tu together.
We are ordering dinner, I asked My kiddo what she would like. She says "Can I get a Caesar wrap."
So I say "Yo-Yo, I'm MC Cesar, and I'm here to say, I got stabbed in the back, et tu, brute?"
The stare and silence was remarkable & amazing. Made even better with the high five received by the dad sitting next to us.
"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"
A Youcan
Tu-lips.
"Achoo, Brute?"
They really knew how to put tu and tu together.
But iβm willing to take a stab at it
With a pair of Caesars.
[Just some context]
Like my father, I sneeze loudly. I sneeze so loudly in fact, while walking my dog this morning, my wife heard me sneeze from 200m away, in our apartment.
When I got home my wife greeted me, "Hello, Sneezer."
I replied, devastated, "Et tu Brute?"
Tu-lips
A tu-na.
First of all, yes my family have rap battles over facebook, we are that white. It's been a fun rap battle of sorts, and my dad just threw down then well... Here is the conversation:
Father: Parental rap battle, game over with this one...
Father: You say we are weak
that our rhymes are the worst
Just remember my lad that we were here first
Rap didn't begin right now with your gang
It started with ours and came out with a bang
That we can't rap - on Twitter you say
o what a betrayal, Et tu, Brute
Oh no, oh snap, did that happen here
Dad threw down some latin from Will Shakespeare
I'm done with this battle and now I'll decree
Just remember my apple you fell from this tree
Me: I honestly have no words.
Father: Shit.... [TheLegitMidgit] is speechless. How could that be?
Me: Color me impressed.
Father: Is that green?
Me: Stop while you're ahead.
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
- Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
- Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
- I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
- It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
- I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
- This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
- staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
- He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
But then he put tu and tu together.
This is a Chinese piece called tu-ning
I am a math teacher to high schoolers and we were going over 2d and 3d shapes. I started to draw random pictures of birds using the shapes and ended up with a toucan picture. So I made the bird say "if I can do it, Tu-can too!" which was a double joke because most of the kids speak Spanish and I spelled it as 'tu' which means 'you'. I got so many groans and "wow Mrs. Acinomismonica" so I could tell they thought it was an egg-cellent joke.
We are from Quebec so we speak french.
It's lunchtime and someone at the table is getting thirsty. (Keep in mind that ''laid'' and ''lait'' are pronounced the same way in french)
''Peux tu me passer le lait, papa? (Can you pass over the milk, dad?)'' My sister says.
''Ben, le laid est just lΓ ! (Well, the ugly is right there!)'' My dad says while pointing at me.
He then proceeds to laugh, extremely proud of his joke. Oh dad..
Et tu, brewed tay?
It would be the Tu-Wang Clan.
French here, so the joke is in french, maybe some will still like it.
Ma copine me dit un soir: "oh merde, Γ§a m'endors !"
J'ai directement rΓ©pondu: "sinon tu peux faire un truc qui te Liechtenstein, ou qui te Monaco.."
We were at my brother's show last night, and he was tuning his guitar in between songs. My dad turns to me and goes "Ah the great Chinese song Tu Ning."
My brother's and I have been playing shows since I can remember, this jokes probably comes out at least once a month. Dad's a persistent, that's for sure.
All while planning next year's big trip to Disneyland.
Wife: We can make our daughter wear a dress!
MiL: Yeah she could wear a tu-tu!
Me: Well if we're going all out, why don't we just get her a three-three!
eyes roll
MiL to Wife: You know you could wear a tu-tu too!
Me: The math still adds up, so we are getting a three-three!
groans
Wife: Shut up.
Thanks, I'm here all week.
Dad: You can figure it out. Just put tu and tu together.
He said, "Soy milk!"
I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"
Son: Soy milk.
Dad: Hola milk, soy es tu padre.
He said, "Soy milk!"
I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"
He said, "Soy milk!"
I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"
Tu-lips!!
Son: βSoy milk.β Dad: βHola milk, soy es tu patre.β
Son: soy milk
Dad: hola milk, soy tu padre
Son: Soy-milk
Father: Hola milk, soy tu padre
Son walks up to his dad. Son:Hey dad I need some milk Dad: What kind of milk? Son: You know i'm lactose intolerant, soy milk. Dad: Hola milk, soy tu padre.
>Hey there son, whatcha got there?
Soy milk.
>Hola milk, soy tu padre.
dad: whaddya got there, son
son: soy milk
dad: hola milk, soy tu padre
