I can't find the control for my TV.
It must be in a remote location.
I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasn’t really concentrating so I’m going to have to watch it again.
That’ll be the Peer review.
My family can’t seem to find the tv remote. They’ll never find where I hid it.
It’s in a very remote location.
Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you.
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!
Why can’t people in Afghanistan watch TV?
I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: 'Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!'
She was watching our wedding video again.
Why didn't the hitman cancel his cable tv?
He didn't want to pay an early termination fee.
I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
Kids: Hey dad, Don Lemon is interviewing Ice-T on TV!
Dad: Half Lemon, half Ice-T? Why didn't you just save time and say it was Arnold Palmer?
Which children's TV character just can't say no?
Struggled to change the tv channel today because I couldn’t find the control
It was in a remote location
Why didn't anyone laugh at the TV's joke?
Because it wasn't even remote-ly funny.
My dad was watching hockey was yelling at the tv because the ref didn't call a penalty for high sticking
I told him to chill and he said "I AM CHILL" so I yelled back "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DAD".. That's right.. I dad joked my dad
I saw a Japanese martial artist I know, I've seen him on tv before so I excitedly waved at him. He's confused and said "I don't believe we've met"
I said "I recognize Judo"
Why won’t I let my kids watch the orchestra play on TV?
Because There’s too much violin-ce
I couldn't watch the TV while sitting on a couch
Why shouldn't computers make TV shows?
The ratings would be 1s and 0s
I don't let my kids watch music shows on TV.
There's too much sax and violins.
My mom couldn't find the 'clicker' for the tv and asked my dad if he had seen it.
My dad responds, "I haven't the remotest idea where it is."
My friend has a problem with his tv's speaker system, and he just couldn't understand my interest in the problem.
Me: What's the problem with it?
Friend: It echoes!
Me: It echoes!
Friend: Yeah, it just doesn't stop echoing.
Me: Echoing.
Dad I can't see the TV -- move your head!
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Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”
She is watching our wedding video again.
I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”
She is watching our wedding video again.
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