The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
Some famous musician I don’t even like keeps asking me to blow air on him whenever he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
The air conditioner in my apartment broke
After the repair man fixed it, I realized I was $5 short. Fortunately he didn’t sweat me over it, what a cool dude.
Puns for the name “Lierin”? (Lee-air-in)
At my high school there’s a tradition for the seniors to get sweatshirts with punny names on the back. I’ve already thought of mine but my friend is at a loss. Her name is Lierin, accent on the second syllable, pronounced “Lee-air-in”. any ideas?
Air conditioning pun thread
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1
To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool air…
What inspired Bach to compose “Air on the G String”?
When his wife farted in her thong.
My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..
Personally I'm not a fan.
I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained.
It took me four hours to eat my soup.
What kind of food is in the air
So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..
If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
I used to date a air hostess from Helsinki...
I dropped her off to work last week and she just vanished into Finnair.
Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.
They said they wanted to see butterflies!
I was walking out of the store when I was approached by a crazed man who threw a short but large nail into the air.
He seemed non-aggressive at first, but he’s quite angry now and it appears I’m under a tack.
Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.
But I guess that’s just inflation.
I asked my friend the windmill how he felt about common misconceptions....
He said, "Hey man, I'm not a big fan."
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.
I haven't touched it in years.
Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.
Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?
He wanted to be a Billyonair.
When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,
Did you hear about the ghost shark?
My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...
It's written in the key of B flat.
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
What's up?
It's a movie about an old man turning his house into a hot air balloon
What do you use to clean the air?
Me: my nose has been running for days, I hope I’m not getting a cold
Wife: probably just allergies, the air is full of pollen
Me: I guess you could say I’m snotty by nature
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
After I long time I told my hot coworker how I felt,
She felt the same way.
So I turned on the air conditioner
We got our air ducts cleaned today
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...
Personally, I'm not a fan.
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
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