The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
Customers report the bakery is giving them the crepes.
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
It was his own asphalt
They would’ve been lunatics.
was an evil genius.
It’s a fanless device.
Because the devil is in the details
...but it seems counterproductive
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
Using octoPi
Instead I swam up to the surface.
I guess you could say I have Surface tension.
But there are no leads.
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
a counter fit bill?
So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT
He couldn’t get any up-boats
All the files were deleted.
...counter productive.
In Google Docs.
Yes it was a sinkhole de mayo.
Turns out nobody wants to touch unfamiliar Surfaces during the pandemic.
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Surface Tension
It's getting a little over the top.
...has a kurwature.
NASA faked the state of Nevada.
Seems like i have a really bad case of earontable bowel syndrome
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
The class had just scratched the surface!
My job involves me giving presentations to large groups of teenagers. Today, I was telling them about different workshops we have on offer, including African drumming and DJ workshops.
So I said - 'I'd love to tell you a bit more about the DJ workshops, but I'd barely scratch the surface.'
Ever seen 200 teenagers groan and roll their eyes? Glorious :D
Reporter goes to a brand new fish farm. The owner is showing her around. "These are our salmon, our trout are over there..." As the owner is speaking, reporter trips & her billfold falls into the nearest tank. It floats away, carried by the artificial current.
Reporter asks if the owner has a pool skimmer or something. Owner proudly says "No need, just watch - these fish are smart!"
Reporter watches as her billfold pops above the surface on the nose of a fish. The wallet is then tossed up, and another catches it.
This goes on until the last fish tosses the lost leather case into the reporter's hands. "That's amazing," she says.
Owner grins & says "Yep! We're proud of our carp-to-carp walleting!"
I hope this will not surface again
...and I used the cheap stuff, but it looked real, so I thought maybe it'd fool her.
No such luck. My wife is so "counter-intuitive" due to her high "counter-intelligence" that it didn't matter how "counter-productive" I'd been, she took one look at it and just knew. So instead of taking it for "granite," she threw a "counter-fit."
(Proud dad. All the jokes in this subreddit sound like ones I would make...)
On a plane!
...and we just asked for another bottle of wine:
Waitress: Do you want the same one?
Dad: No, we want a full one, that one's empty.
Classic.
which is ludicrous, I was only trying to rough him up a little.
The class had just scratched the surface!
