I don't like doing spring cleaning

Damn things bounce all over the place

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(Girlfriend talking about spring cleaning) Does your window even have screens?

Yeah, I have like three tabs open.

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📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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Dad Joke of the weekend

Dad: I guess the lake was pretty dirty.

Me: Well actually it was spring-fed, so pretty clean.

Dad: What about in the summer?

Me: ....then it was summer-fed (I catch on quick)

Dad: Ah, I guess summer fed and summer not, eh?

Me: (refuses to dignify that with a response)

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