Limestone! This was made up in the car by my 8 year old son as we were driving home from our Fathers Day outing. Promised I'd share it.
It's curdish.
People keep tripping acid
But we just call that Granny’s myth.
“That’s a loaded question.”
Because it turns into a cheesy joke.
Lemon-Aid
Fig Puckers
I earned an arm punch from my girlfriend with this one
So my mom tells my dad to throw out the sour cream because it went bad. While throwing it out, he said "How can it go bad, the whole thing is sour! I mean, can it get any worse?" I love him.
"Creams do come true"
A friend and I are driving along the motorway and I note about how tall a Hovis (bread bakers) lorry is.
Friend poses the question "I wonder why they need such a tall lorry?"
Without pausing I answer "Because bread rises!"
