I got my family yesterday on Father's day while eating pineapple sorbet.

We were at Disney marveling at the amount of pineapple sorbet they serve you (for $5, that is) when I said:

"Man, they just Dole it out, don't they?"

My brother just stared at me.

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Pun-believable [oc]
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What kind of ice cream do you have after you f*cked your wife too hard?

Sorbet.

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What do you call an injured Beyoncรฉ laying in bed eating ice cream?

A Sorbet

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