(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
Burt: Ernie, should we go out for ice cream?
Ernie: Sherbert
EDIT: Wow, I'm amazed at the upvotes.. Totally made my day. I came up with this yesterday while staring at bees pollinating our flowers. Random.
What did Burt’s wife say when he asked if she wanted dessert?
Sherbert.
Bert says to Ernie "Would you like some some icecream?"
Ernie replies "Sherbert."
Hey, Ernie, would you like some ice cream?
Sherbert.
What did Ernie say when Bert wanted to have some of his frozen yogurt?
Sherbert
My first dad joke.
Girl: "I need some ice cream."
Me: "We have some sherbert, I'm pretty sher... bert."
