What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I solved the mystery of the open luggage!
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︎ Feb 08 2020
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︎ Dec 26 2019
So my bro solved an audio issue on his livestream
to which i replied "that's good to hear".
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︎ Jun 03 2018
What Disney character solved the most mysteries?
Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
I solved a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months,
Even though the box said 2-4 years.
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︎ Dec 29 2018
The mathematician finally solved the Unsolvable Subtraction Problem theorem. All the other mathematicians could carry on with their work because of it.
He really made a difference.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
Did you hear how the constipated mathematician solved his problem?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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︎ Oct 03 2013
I showed up over dressed to a family member's party and my aunt spilled sweet tea all over my dress shirt. She solved my clothing problem
Aunt Jay: I'm so sorry I ruined your nice shirt!
Me: You didn't ruin it, you turned it into a tea-shirt for me!
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︎ Feb 12 2014
Mystery solved
Wife: I just swept, I don't understand where all of this dog hair came from.
Me: Probably the dog.
The eye roll was likely visible from orbit.
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︎ Jan 17 2016
I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems
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︎ Apr 08 2021
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
There was a alligator back home known for his crime-solving skills
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I need help solving a pun/riddle.
Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.
So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.
However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Iβve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
PA + PN + LA + LN
Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
This guy just approached me and wonβt leave me alone until I solve a trigonometry problem.
I donβt know what his angle is.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you call Rubik's Cubes that you can't solve
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Espresso may not solve all your problems
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
You should always try and solve your problems while standing...
Cause it helps you think on your feet.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...
Be the change that we wanna see.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I wish maths would...
Solve its own problems like everyone else.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
How to solve world peace
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Sherlock and Watson arrived on the scene of a murder and the only clue was a measuring tape pulled out to exactly 12 inches.
Apparently something was afoot.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What do you call a large reptile that solves crimes?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
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︎ May 21 2020
What type of animal do you need to solve crimes?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Iβve been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I havenβt been able to do more than 20 a day.
I guess thatβs my limit.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
How do monkeys solve employee focus decline issues?
Transfer them to a different branch
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︎ May 01 2020
Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.
Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I built a PC Gamer for my mom
That should solve the problem with the motherbored
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What did the mathematician say to the other mathematician who helped him solve a problem?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Why is it so hard to solve a crime in Alabama?
Because everyone has the same DNA
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︎ Jun 04 2019
How many puzzle pieces does it take to solve an anime puzzle?
One Piece.
or:
Over 9000.
Only a few people will understand it xD
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Full of Ο-rates
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︎ Jul 21 2015
How did the constipated Accountant solve his problem?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Some guy just approached me and refused to leave until I solve a trigonometry problem.
I have no idea what his angle is.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems."
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︎ May 15 2020
How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem.
He worked it out with a pencil.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
How did the maths teacher solve his constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
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