Smaller babies may be delivered by storks.....
... but the heavier ones need a crane .
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
Why did the smaller dog have a better bark than the bigger dog?
Cause he was a sub woofer!
My mother is much smaller than me. I'm not sure how tall she is...
...But I know she's the minimum height.
What do you call a smaller version of a chair?
What do you call it when you make yogurt drinks smaller?
There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount".
The possibilities are: end, less.
which sea creature wants smaller batteries?
I wonder if I'll get smaller when I'm a therapist
Cause then I'll be a shrink
People have been able to change their big weddings to smaller affairs during the pandemic. But melons don't have that luxury.
My next door neighbour told me that every morning when he measures his allotment, it is a couple of inches smaller than the day before.
I think he is slowly losing the plot...
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
Do you know what’s smaller than a planet?
Our church just replaced our giant wood pulpit for a smaller metal pulpit that is equally heavy.
We are now a heavy metal church.
We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.
I kept cutting my sausage into smaller and smaller identical pieces.
Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
When they crunch the numbers, shouldn’t they get smaller?
Today I drove to work and because of the chaotic traffic I ran my car into another man's. As he got out of the car I saw he was a gentleman of the smaller persuasion, a dwarf. He said "I'm not happy."
I asked "Which one are you then?"
Don't worry the spider is smaller than you
Well yeah, and so is a grenade
The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.
The police are saying that he’s still at large.
What number is smaller than 5?
I’m gonna start selling bras that make women’s breasts look smaller
We’re calling it ‘Spanx for the Mammaries’
I just finished reading a book called "Like oranges but smaller"
You’re walking down the road and you feel something in your shoe. You take off your shoe and find a smaller shoe inside. What would be the only way to describe that?
Which continent is smaller than Europe?
Smaller desert plates should be called platelets.
That'd be bloody brilliant.
What’s smaller than a piece of wood?
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
What do you call a smaller version of a British mother?
A minimum.
*Applies to Aus, NZ, and Canada too. Basically if you're not from the US and live in an English speaking country.
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What's something you can always cut bigger but never smaller?
Customer at work paid with $100 bill and ask for his change in smaller bills...
Sorry sir, all the bills are the same size.
What's smaller than a teeny weenie flea?
What's smaller than an ants mouth?
At work we have to transfer tea into smaller pitchers near the end of all shifts.
Someone asked "how many Sweets(sweet tea pitchers) are there?" another person replied, "there are only a few sweets." Without being part of the conversation, I corrected them with "I'm pretty sure there more than 'only a few' in Sweden."
Smaller babies get delivered by the stork
Bigger babies need a crane
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork....
But, the heavier ones need a crane.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork...
but the heavier ones need a crane.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
but the heavier ones need a crane.
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