Ughh..shut up and bill my purchase...
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
My wife told me that this middle eastern themed flea market down the road got shut down over the weekend.
Well that’s bazaar, I thought.
Microsoft has shut down Internet Explorer today.
It is still gonna take a few years to realise that.
I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.
I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.
Ever since the power company shut off my electricity
I’ve been in a very dark place.
Since the start of the pandemic, my friend the baker shut down his bakery and happily idles the day away...
He always liked loafing around.
The hospital I work at has shut down the revolving doors
I hear it’s cause they don’t want Covid going around....
All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
What do you call a duck that won’t shut up?
The problem with parasites is that they never shut up.
I can’t stand all the Tick Talk.
What did the sign say on the shut down brothel?
I started a twitter account devoted to non-sequitors but had to shut it down
In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”
What did the dad say to his son who wouldn't shut up about buying him a cup so he could play sports?
Should I stock up on eggs before the next shut down?
I am having an eggs essential crisis.
Columbia University Marching Band shuts itself down.
How do you get a deaf person to shut up
Tie their hands behind their back
A player asked why I shut down the soccer game suddenly when his mother started cussing and yelling...
I replied, "ask your mom. The reason is a parent."
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
When ever you are feeling powerless, remember just one of you pubic hairs can shut down a Resturaunt!
One of the elevators on our floor is shut off right now
And one person in the office decided to get us good.
(hopefully image-of-text posts are fine here).
Two friends named Trouble and Shut Up went hiking. Trouble went off the path and got lost so Shut Up went to the police to report him missing......
.....when asked his name by the cop filling out the report he replied Shut Up. The frustrated cop asked repeatedly for his name and was met each time with an equally frustrated and louder reply of SHUT UP! The cop got angry and then asked....hey man, are you looking for trouble? The reply back was "Yes! That's the reason I came here....I'm looking for Trouble!!!"
You don’t tell someone to shut up at church.
You tell them to Je-Shush.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow and she’s wanted to get a new cat (recently lost our old one), so my son and I got a cat from the animal shelter, put her gently into a large gift bag and brought her home. Before I could shut my driver door my son ran inside and ruined the surprise...
Can’t believe he let the cat out of the bag.
What do you call a rapper that shuts doors with a lot of force?
Someday, somehow this subreddit will be shut down and you what it will be for us ?
It will be our PUNishment
I heard William Shatner had to shut down his women’s lingerie line.
Apparently Shatner panties was not a good name.
Why did the widow shut down the family business?
Hugh McScary, and no one else, was able to shut down a flower shop being ran by two belfry workers.
This comes to show that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
My back gate was frozen shut today. Had to try to climb over it to get the garbage to the alley.
I somehow managed to get myself stuck up there. I’m still on the fence about it.
Why was the cannibal's Chinese restaurant shut down?
For human rice violations.
Why did the dinosaur newspaper shut down?
Their ratings were killed by social meteor!
After so many years, I had to shut down my anorexia clinic.
My patience was running thin
After Microsoft's A.I. "Tay" became hateful/bigoted, Microsoft shut it down and took measures to avoid such scandals again in the future.
Hopefully, their future robots and A.I. will be more PC.
Why did the dolphin-less aquarium shut down?
The local candle factory just got shut down.
My dad became a billionaire by selling devices to shut ducks up...
My sister told me to shut the duck up...
I told her to stop using fowl language.
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