Unfortunately I’ve some bad news to report about shortcakes.

They are not going to make them any longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What does an elf have for his birthday?

Shortcake

(Sorry, I needed a cake related joke for my first year on reddit)

EDIT: For peoples saying elves aren’t small, I’m referring to the type of elf that would work for santa, not lord of the rings. I’m sure you get the idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealFletch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What would you like for dessert?

Would you like strawberry shortcake or blueberry pie with ice cream?

(Either answer)

Yeah, that sounds good to me too. Too bad we don't have any!

*my Grandpa (rip) to my dad repeatedly, now my dad to me regularly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richard_Punch
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